Ow. Ow. OW!!!!!

I need to bite the bullet and buy some serious sports bras.

Whatever you do, don't go to Wal-mart and get the x-back bra that's made by Danskin. First of all, you have to be a contortionist to get it on. Admittedly, mine is on the tighter side, so YMMV.

But seriously, this thing was designed by Torquemada. It hooks in the back, not with regular hooks, but with the one large hook- like a bikini top. This is below the actual x-back part, so there are actually three straps that you have to arrange, none of which(hopefully)will be cutting off the circulation to your head.

It's also marginally less attractive than a full straightjacket. And then getting OUT of the thing? Well, if The Man's not around to help me, I am pretty much S.O.L.

Actually, if you have a teenaged daughter, I'd recommend investing in a few of these beauties. No man alive could get her out of this thing, unless he's got eighteen fingers and a searchlight- and maybe the Jaws of Life on standby.

The most irritating thing? It actually works! The girls are immobilized. But at what cost, dammit?!